The Patriots might tell us they re-signed Wes Welker, but we’ll all know it’s actually Jonny Lee Miller, who just wants to earn more money than he did on Eli Stone.
The most magnificently irrational sports story of the day: that the Heat won last night because they finally bought into Erik Spoelstra’s “method”. Because before now, the Heat were totally against turning the ball over 9 times in the 4th quarter but getting bailed out by having the other team miss tons of free throws, and of course Shane Battier was like “No way I’m going to actually make my 3pt shots! I’m not buying into your ‘method’!” There needs to be a Blackout! on columns like this until after the Finals are over.
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I can’t think of what you would do with a 60”x41” decal of a guy sitting on a couch playing Xbox. Would you put it on the wall behind your gaming spot and pretend you had a buddy there Xboxing with you? Would you stick it to someone’s window as a prank, so they thought there was a guy in their yard playing Xbox? Or would you stick it above your modern couch in your Apartment Therapy-ass apartment to bring the preciousness of your impossibly-clean modern tables and lamps back to earth?
Apparently LeBron James and Dwyane Wade’s love didn’t go anywhere, because, you know, they’re back in the Finals, baby.