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EVERYBODY WANTS TO WELCOME TIM TEBOW TO NEW YORK!

Legendary punk band The Ramones says “Hey Tim Tebow, we’re so happy you’re going to beat on the brats of the AFC East!”

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Brooke Shields is happy to have another stunningly attractive person to share her prolonged virginity with! And Steve Rubell is happy for the chance to make an “I’ll bet you Ryan Phillippe’s job that he’s not really a virgin” bet with Ian Schrager!

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Technically Timothy Dolan is not very happy that Bob Tebow’s mission statement completely dismisses the legitimacy of the Catholic church, but as they say in Corinthians, “It’ll be nice to have another option in goal line situations.”

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All the great, clean-living New York athletes are excited about taking on a young protege. Ain’t that right, Mick?

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Broadway Joe agrees!

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And so does Baseball Furies guy!

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The downtown art crowd considers Tim its new muse

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In Brooklyn they marvel at Tim’s ability to escape the Blitzen Trapper

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Everybody is excited about Tim bringing Pride back to the Jets franchise!

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