A full-throttle onslaught of songs about sports by the band The Sports, as well as materials related to songs about sports by said band. Twitter: @thesportsrule var _gaq = _gaq || []; _gaq.push([‘_setAccount’, ‘UA-31978142-1’]); _gaq.push([‘_trackPageview’]); (function() { var ga = document.createElement(‘script’); ga.type = ‘text/javascript’; ga.async = true; ga.src = (‘https:’ == document.location.protocol ? ‘https://ssl’ : ‘http://www’) + ‘.google-analytics.com/ga.js’; var s = document.getElementsByTagName(‘script’)[0]; s.parentNode.insertBefore(ga, s); })();Tumblr (3.0; @sportswillrockyou)http://sportswillrockyou.com/<a href="http://www.thrillist.com/sex-dating/new-york/alphabet-city/sex-doll-on-a-bicycle-talks-citi-bike">Street Interviews: Sex Doll On A Bicycle Talks Citi Bike</a>: <p><blockquote class="link_og_blockquote"> <div>Strolling up Avenue C in Alphabet City, we were lucky enough to run into Sex Doll on a Bicycle and ask a few questions about New York’s new bike-sharing program before she took off, on her bicycle.</div> </blockquote></p>http://sportswillrockyou.com/post/50836123282http://sportswillrockyou.com/post/50836123282Sun, 19 May 2013 14:04:00 -0400sexbicyclesinterviews<iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/vpJzP_7jDJo?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>Just in time for Season III, Our <em>Game of Thrones</em> Season II recap. Refresh yourself before you wreck yourself.</p>http://sportswillrockyou.com/post/46197254183http://sportswillrockyou.com/post/46197254183Sun, 24 Mar 2013 18:06:41 -0400Game of ThronesGameofThrones<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_md35uhv2mR1ruq41yo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://sportswillrockyou.com/post/35150625437http://sportswillrockyou.com/post/35150625437Tue, 06 Nov 2012 16:47:05 -0500NBAChris AndersenAngry Birds<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcs3ajbkoq1ruq41yo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://sportswillrockyou.com/post/34724095042http://sportswillrockyou.com/post/34724095042Wed, 31 Oct 2012 18:18:19 -0400Vince Lombardiiphoneiphone 5green bay packers<p>Just put together a story for the other job: a tailgating soundtrack composed entirely of football players who can actually sing/play instruments. There&#8217;s some honestly pretty good shiz on here &#8212; for instance, Brandon Lloyd is a much better rapper than you think Brandon Lloyd is. Anyway, <a href="http://www.thrillist.com/tailgatingsoundtrack" title="Tailgating Soundtrack">click this here hyperlink, and enjoy the hell out of it</a>.</p> <p><img alt="Terry Bradshaw" height="500" src="http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8031/8053436491_4487318269.jpg" width="478"/></p>http://sportswillrockyou.com/post/32869207203http://sportswillrockyou.com/post/32869207203Thu, 04 Oct 2012 08:42:24 -0400terry bradshawnfllolCraig TerrillSeattle SeahawksTampa Bay BuccaneersDeion SandersRosey GrierDa'Quan BowersNew England PatriotsNew York GiantsBrandon LloydMike ReidCincinatti BengalsDon MeredithMitch PetrusBlue Mountain StateKyle TurleyNew Orleans SaintsSt. Louis RamsLos Angeles Rams<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mb62euD0A61ruq41yo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://sportswillrockyou.com/post/32593203560http://sportswillrockyou.com/post/32593203560Sun, 30 Sep 2012 10:18:30 -0400NFLNCAAFootballGus JohnsonJoe BuckStereoVolumeLOL<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mavj14NS041ruq41yo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://sportswillrockyou.com/post/32218953942http://sportswillrockyou.com/post/32218953942Mon, 24 Sep 2012 17:43:52 -0400Replacement RefsNFLMiami DolphinsRoger GoodellThe ReplacementsPaul Westerberg<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mapz80BuJ61ruq41yo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://sportswillrockyou.com/post/32005531839http://sportswillrockyou.com/post/32005531839Fri, 21 Sep 2012 17:48:00 -0400Mitt RomneyJay CutlerChicago BearsObamacareElectionRepublicans<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9wf2azoAU1ruq41yo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Remember when we did that sweet Unofficial Theme Song for Game of Thrones? Well now we’ve done a poster for it.</p> <p>Which is not as cool as the Unofficial Theme Song, so maybe watch the Unofficial Theme Song again, <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZuTvcbAjE4" title="Game of Thrones" target="_blank">right here</a>.</p>http://sportswillrockyou.com/post/30957304028http://sportswillrockyou.com/post/30957304028Wed, 05 Sep 2012 18:42:10 -0400Game of ThronesHBOWhite WalkersLOL<iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/98m4VGzpGL0?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>“The NFL Season!” To the tune of “More Than a Feeling”. Rock out to it, and spread the love.</p>http://sportswillrockyou.com/post/30946777497http://sportswillrockyou.com/post/30946777497Wed, 05 Sep 2012 15:53:33 -0400NFLTom BradyNew England PatriotsNew York JetsTim TebowPeyton ManningDenver BroncosLOLSportsChris JohnsonClay MatthewsGreen Bay Packers<iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/hFHoEzM-qZU?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>This song is called “Dwight Moves”. It’s to the tune of Bob Seger’s “Night Moves”, and it is awesome.</p> <p><img alt="Dwight Harry Potter" height="480" src="http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7257/7792000530_66c2b487d3_z.jpg" width="640"/></p>http://sportswillrockyou.com/post/29517424778http://sportswillrockyou.com/post/29517424778Wed, 15 Aug 2012 20:47:04 -0400Dwight HowardKobe BryantLA LakersOrlando MagicMaroon 5Adam LevineNBABob SegerAndrew BynumOklahoma City ThunderKevin DurantShaquille O'NealShaqHarry Potter<iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/HSz9kQ3IGGs?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>Phelps! To the tune of Help! by the Beatles.</p>http://sportswillrockyou.com/post/29125234255http://sportswillrockyou.com/post/29125234255Fri, 10 Aug 2012 10:46:05 -0400Michael PhelpsRyan LochteOlympicsLondonThe Beatles<p><img alt="Phelps Wire" height="423" src="http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7121/7741606252_4c2a7fcd1b_z.jpg" width="640"/>Watch every episode of <em>The Wire</em>. Then re-watch every episode and finally figure out where Bubbles got his nickname.</p> <p><img alt="Phelps 50 Shades" height="447" src="http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8429/7741607836_21e07f0120_z.jpg" width="630"/>Read that book everyone&#8217;s talking about, assuming &#8220;everyone&#8221; is a bunch of losers too scared to read the <em>Penthouse Letters</em> in public.</p> <p><img alt="Subway" height="344" src="http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8307/7741608784_42f5d0a399.jpg" width="425"/></p> <p>Travel to exotic lands, like Liverpool, where the Subway franchises apparently double as Thanksgiving cornucopias even though the British hate Thanksgiving.</p> <p><img alt="Phelps Politics" height="350" src="http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7120/7741609664_c2d383be92.jpg" width="460"/></p> <p>Get into politics. With Heath Shuler retiring, Phelps can take his Former Athlete spot in the House, and hopefully benefit from his wisdom, assuming Phelps is also a Democrat and isn&#8217;t interested in learning the proper footwork for a seven-step drop.</p> <p><img alt="Phelps Teletubby" height="511" src="http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8287/7741609252_f8907fe38a_z.jpg" width="640"/>Acting. He can&#8217;t be any worse at that than this person is at Photoshop.</p> <p><img alt="Phelps Bachelor" height="388" src="http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8142/7741610192_92ca9b98c8_z.jpg" width="560"/></p> <p>Become <em>The Bachelor</em>, so he can finally enter into a stable relationship with a totally sane woman, and our friend Ben Robinson can make fun of him on <a href="http://www.batchslap.com" title="Batchslap" target="_blank">Batchslap.com</a>, your source for all Bachelor, Bachelorette, and Bachelor Pad needs.</p> <p><img alt="Phelps Lil Wayne" height="461" src="http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8302/7741610630_85222ca2fa_z.jpg" width="594"/></p> <p>Fuck yes hanging out with Lil Wayne.</p> <p><img alt="Phelps Kush Bush" height="328" src="http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8303/7741607396_f1171300ce.jpg" width="430"/></p> <p>Smokin&#8217; kush and chasin&#8217; Bush.</p>http://sportswillrockyou.com/post/28996084099http://sportswillrockyou.com/post/28996084099Wed, 08 Aug 2012 15:18:00 -0400Fifty Shades of GreyMichael PhelpsOlympicsLondonRetirementThe WireSubwayThanksgivingHouse of RepresentativesHeath ShulerKushGeorge BushThe BachelorLil WayneTeletubbies<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8db8cHuhH1ruq41yo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://sportswillrockyou.com/post/28888295387http://sportswillrockyou.com/post/28888295387Tue, 07 Aug 2012 00:31:24 -0400OlympicsLondonMr. BeanMitt Romney<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m89lkcdnZH1rutd1so1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>It’s so true we all need to be careful</p>http://sportswillrockyou.com/post/28790456556http://sportswillrockyou.com/post/28790456556Sun, 05 Aug 2012 18:00:41 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8avjx3G801ruq41yo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://sportswillrockyou.com/post/28786400166http://sportswillrockyou.com/post/28786400166Sun, 05 Aug 2012 16:57:33 -0400Michael PhelpsRyan LochteOlympicsSwimmingLondonSubwaySex<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7j4kffmUX1ruq41yo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://sportswillrockyou.com/post/27717772875http://sportswillrockyou.com/post/27717772875Sat, 21 Jul 2012 17:19:27 -0400Dwight HowardOrlando MagicNBAFree AgencySupermanBrandon Routh<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7et01bhJe1ruq41yo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Knicks fans’ hearts are broken.</p>http://sportswillrockyou.com/post/27552077214http://sportswillrockyou.com/post/27552077214Thu, 19 Jul 2012 09:19:00 -0400Jeremy LinKnicksHouston RocketsNBA<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/aqHCys08S8E?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>DON’T CRY NEW YORK CITY! REMEMBER THE GOOD TIMES!</p>http://sportswillrockyou.com/post/27483274143http://sportswillrockyou.com/post/27483274143Wed, 18 Jul 2012 10:58:30 -0400Jeremy LinNBAKnicksHouston RocketsJames Dolan<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7cz6tHUB41ruq41yo1_r1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://sportswillrockyou.com/post/27480271294http://sportswillrockyou.com/post/27480271294Wed, 18 Jul 2012 09:37:00 -0400Jeremy LinKnicksJames DolanHouston RocketsNBA