A friend of The Sports bet $100 against THE HELLISHLY PAINFUL WAXING-OFF OF HIS PLAYOFF NECK BEARD that the Rangers would beat the Devils. He lost. This video captures the hellish waxing.
Never Ask Your Friends for Advice About Hockey
This is a 3-way conversation between Sheetz, Rich (green bubbles), and Not A Hockey Guy. The slightly obscured line is Not A Hockey Guy saying “That’s what your mom tells me all the time”. Also, obviously, the Bronson Pinchot’d penis was not a very big penis, so if you’re into penises and angry that you can’t see this one you’re not missing much.
