A friend of The Sports bet $100 against THE HELLISHLY PAINFUL WAXING-OFF OF HIS PLAYOFF NECK BEARD that the Rangers would beat the Devils. He lost. This video captures the hellish waxing.
This is a 3-way conversation between Sheetz, Rich (green bubbles), and Not A Hockey Guy. The slightly obscured line is Not A Hockey Guy saying “That’s what your mom tells me all the time”. Also, obviously, the Bronson Pinchot’d penis was not a very big penis, so if you’re into penises and angry that you can’t see this one you’re not missing much.